Brian Kendrick’s abilities on a microphone have always been an undervalued commodity. He never really got to show off his way with words in WWE, and he certainly hasn’t been given the opportunity to do so in TNA. On the indy circuit, though, Spanky always found opportunities to shine. Listen as he colorfully lists his credentials and accomplishments, and enjoy his underappreciated charisma. My favorite lines: “Technically, the most technically sound technicians” and “the loveliest lovely ladies.” This guy can it off.