Operating this blog, I see a lot of goofy stuff. I’m always searching for new content, and a lot of it is just plain ridiculous. It’s part of the nature of the business. That’s why there’s a whole category on the sidebar dedicated to “Wrestling Ridiculousness.” Sometimes, I don’t think that’s an appropriate place for what I find though. Sometimes, I think I need to create a category entitled “ABSOLUTELY BAT$*!+ INSANE” to file stuff into. For example…
So…um…that’s one outrageously stupid tattoo. Hogan has made it to almost 60 years old without inking himself up, but recently he had the urge to have the name of his current garbage stable needled into his leathery, orange skin? And sure, I know his nickname is “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan, so it isn’t necessarily a reference to his stable, but come on, this is dumb either way. If he was absolutely set on getting a nasty back tattoo, (at too old an age to be doing this sort of thing, mind you) he could have at least gotten it in the classic Hulkamania typeface instead of generic tribal looking font. And is Brutus Beefcake in the ring with him? Choking out Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs? Where the hell is this picture from? And why does Hogan have his shirt off? His flesh looks like that of Mr. Bigglesworth for Pete’s sake!
I don’t know the answers to any of these questions. What I do know is that this awful picture the biggest icon in wrestling, which unfortunately cannot be unseen, has driven me to Jager for lunch. Thanks a ton, Hulkster, you horrible, horrible old man.
