Fact: I don’t need a reason to shamelessly run a picture of Miss Tessmacher. She is wrestling tonight, though, so plastering her image on this post isn’t totally unwarranted. She’ll be teaming with Velvet Sky to take on the Knockout Tag Team Champions Sarita & Rosita. The rest of Mexican America will be banned from ringside for the contest. But guys, the big news here is…Miss Tessmacher. Mmm.
Perhaps more deserving of having their picture here would be Rob Van Dam or Samoa Joe, as the two are scheduled to collide in what will surely be an excellent match. Neither are currently engaged in a high-profile feud, so we should avoid a run-in, and the outcome could realistically go either way. Also on the card is a triple threat match between former X Division talent, with the winner earning a spot on the Destination X pay-per-view and an Impact Wrestling contract. That bout will see former ECW star Kid Kash tangle with Jimmy Rave and The Greatest Man that Ever Lived, Austin Aries. Mr. Anderson plans on throwing a party to commemorate his Championship victory at Slammiversary, and Kurt Angle promises to have a big announcement on the heels of his big win over Jeff Jarrett. Meanwhile, “Super Mex” Hernandez will clash with Devon, and the main event will see Mr. Anderson go one-on-one with Gunner, who pinned Sting just one week ago.